Fracturing Fairy Tales

Big bad wolves, evil witches etc. etc. Bah! Little Red Riding-Hoody Wolf didn’t know that mean old Mr. Skinner had tied her Grandmum up in the woodshed and was planning a new fur trimming for his strip-o-gram costume… However Granny wolf has escaped and alerted Dad, who, even as I write is about to burst in. Probably won’t do the next scene because I’m short of red watercolour…Suffice it to say, Mr. Skinner is expected to live but won't be doing any more strip-o-grams and Granny wolf has a new, if small, trophy on the mantlepiece